Ink • [BLM] [ACAB] @ink@higgs.boson.blue

ben having a normal one this year

and he really cannot help being an ass about it. I only figured it out last year because benny was whining about it on twitter

the really excruciating thing about my birthday being today is that I have to share with ben shapiro

ink.age += 1

vim .emacs.d/init.el

this is the pic that started it all back in 2017

mmm hamborger

my brother straight up bought me a fuckin sword for xmas

hamborger.

prog rock (progesterone rock)

standing on the edge of a cliff and shouting off into the void, "please like and subscribe"

ayy and I have fixed another issue with the mastodon deployment which was ultimately my fault anyway

buying some fake genders to decorate the living room

my gender has been passed down in the family for generations

it's kind of shallow to date someone just because they have a nice gender, don't you think?

going to your closet and choosing which gender you want to wear today

my genders light up when I walk

soon rich people will be creating custom lab-created genders

I don't know what people are so worried about, this synthetic gender is made of the same thing as regular gender

mom can we get a pet gender 🥺

stocking stuffer mini-genders at the store, perfect for the kids