ben shapiro tweet screenshot 

ben having a normal one this year

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and he really cannot help being an ass about it. I only figured it out last year because benny was whining about it on twitter

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the really excruciating thing about my birthday being today is that I have to share with ben shapiro

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ec, video game character 

this is the pic that started it all back in 2017

mmm hamborger

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sword 

my brother straight up bought me a fuckin sword for xmas

hamborger.

standing on the edge of a cliff and shouting off into the void, "please like and subscribe"

ayy and I have fixed another issue with the mastodon deployment which was ultimately my fault anyway

my gender has been passed down in the family for generations

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it's kind of shallow to date someone just because they have a nice gender, don't you think?

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going to your closet and choosing which gender you want to wear today

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soon rich people will be creating custom lab-created genders

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I don't know what people are so worried about, this synthetic gender is made of the same thing as regular gender

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stocking stuffer mini-genders at the store, perfect for the kids

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